Tit-bits from Baroness J’s World

Bedroom benefits of the humble Nigerian “Pako”

The humble Nigerian chewing stick aka “Pako” apart from being used as a traditional oral hygiene material, reportedly also has some elements that help increase blood flow and circulation which in turn helps stimulate nerves to increase arousal thereby giving great erection…….

No wonder our grandfathers and elderly men are constantly seen chewing their Pako stick. They testify that not only does it clean their teeth. It also helps with their performance in the bedroom.

Good news for the sugar loving males of our generation…..

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Amosun must be served his just deserts

The best punishment for soon to be former Ogun State Gov Amosun, after his babyboy Akinlade loses the governorship election, is for him to also not receive a single vote for his Senatorial bid…

How can you hold the ticket as a long term standing member of 1 political party but handpick and present a successor from another…while still yourself expecting votes on the ticket of the party you so openly betray and show much disregard for?

The uttermost height of arrogance from which he must be toppled.

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Jeff Bezos: The Cheating Amazonian with a big willie

Amazon boss Jeff Bezos divorce sparked by affair with married mum of 3 to whom he sent selfies of his big willie.

It is reported the richest man in the world bombarded his mistress Sanchez, a former Fox TV presenter with raunchy “sexts” and a selfie of his penis.

A friend to whom Sanchez boasted about the affair and shared the pictures with said “It is huge”!

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Awujale shows other Yoruba monarchs what class and dignity is not

Pictures emerged of several Yoruba monarchs let by the Ooni of Ife, Oba Ogunwusi troopingbto Abuja to pay courtedy visits to APC Chairman Asiwaju Boka Tinubu and to President Buhari.

However, the Awujale of Ijebuland with his superiour knowledge and understanding that traditional monarchs do not travel out of their kingdom to pay visits to anyone, but rather invite and host others who come to visit them – in their palace, was noticeably missing from the pictures.

A true monarch who knows his own weight

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ChangingAttitudes: Please may I use your socket to charge my phone?

The other day I went to have my nails done and I found myself asking my nail stylist if I could charge my phone from her socket.

In times past, I would have simply walked in, plugged my phone in & sat down.

Many of us will now never leave home without our ohone charger and when you go visiting friends or just any place you see an exposed socket, the first thing you do is whip out your charget and plug in your phone – without a single thought for whoever is responsible for paying the bill!

I guess many of us don’t think about the fact that phone charging does also consume electricity and hundreds of people freely charging thier devises from your points does add up a great deal.

And this took up a great chunk of my electric bill when all my 3 kids were home.

Nowadays, you will find many offices and shops have blocked off their sockets or completely removed them in some extreme cases – to save on their electricity bills.

So

Next time you visit your friend or hair salon, dont take their exposed sockets for granted. Ask before you plug in.

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So a young man on a thread I contributed to on Facebook yesterday, boasted that he had been having sex with “aunties” since he was 10 years old!
We could not convince him he was being abused and molested by paedophiles.

To him, it is a badge of honour which he has been wearing with pride
😢😢😢

We need to educate our men: Having sex with an adult when you are underage is ABUSE.
And the adult us a paedophile.

Baroness Js World

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